"Long Live the King"
IM IN CLASS AND CANT STOP LAUGHINH OMG IM DONE
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
Time to move.
The frost giants are coming
Belongs on Sleepy Hollow
Time to go for real
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
story time: one time a guy liked me so much that he kissed me and i had never been kissed before so i screamed and ran away and then he pulled me back and kissed me all over my face and now it’s 3 years later and we’re planning our wedding. so just kiss her for fuck’s sake, you might get a wife out of it.
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man